I fucked my friends mom! I've been holding this back for months, and just I can't take it anymore. I have GOT to let this out somewhere because I need serious help! See what happened was, I would go by my friends house to play basketball all the time, and I had never seen his mom before even though I had known him for 6 years, because of her job traveling. I never even seen pictures of her because his family didn't really take pictures that much.
11 Strategies For Having Sex With Your Friend Or Teammate’s Mom
Have you ever had sex with your friends mom?
Since a certain high-profile basketball player just left Cleveland due to a teammate having sex with his mom, it seems like some advice is in order. Ostensibly it was because he wanted to play with his good friends Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh. But we all know the real reason. When LeBron was shaving points in the Cavs playoff series against the Celtics, it was leaked that he was distracted because Delonte was giving it to his mom, Gloria. So yes, you can make eyes at her, perhaps a comment here or there… but when it comes time to transition from intergenerational sexual tension to intergenerational fornication, let her take the role as the older, more mature aggressor. This one should be obvious.