Putting the lie to the notion that gamers are anything but a bunch of adolescent idiots, a new and I daresay lovingly-rendered nude model for Left 4 Dead's Zoey has appeared on L4DMods. It's hardly a new concept. But "Nude Zoey" goes further, with not just a new skin but an entirely new model with support for a broad range of heretofore unseen jiggling. The model apparently lacks some of the facial animations of the original but the creator, who goes by the name Zaigo, doesn't appear to consider this a big problem. The new and improved Zoey isn't fully nude, however; the sleeves and collar of her faded red jacket remain intact, as do her now-superfluous belt and impossibly torn panties.
I could be reading from the Nacogdoches phone book to you right now and you wouldn't care. You saw "nude zoey" and clicked the link, right? Modder Zaigo has painstakingly recreated Zoey as a quite deshabille zombie fighter. It goes without saying that if you go to L4D mods to view all the nude Zoey screenshots, you should consider that you are looking at porn. This is not a skin, this is a completely new model for Zoey. She has some clothes on, but hardly enough to cover anything at all. You will also notice that her "lovelies" bounce when she runs or walks and Francis, Louis and Bill can't stop staring.